"I wonder what my cat named me"

"sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked"

"every family has one weird relative. if you don't know who it is, it's probably you."

"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."

"not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory"

"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."

"of course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice."

"sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine"

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

Produces whimsical gurgling sound. Crafted of durable stoneware. Holds 42 oz.

"the first rule of the ocd club is that there has to be a second rule so we have an even number of rules."

"oh my god, my mother was right about everything."

If you have a broken beaker, there is no need to replace the entire coffee press. You can buy a replacement beaker and be on your way to brewing coffee again in no time. This eight cup (34-ounce) replacement beaker fits all styles of the Bodum eight cup (

The Quartet Cheese Tool Set features a small spade knife for spreading soft cheeses, a perforated blade for slicing semi-soft types, a flat chisel for breaking apart the hardest cheeses, and a stout serving fork. The full stainless steel set is attractive

Produces whimsical gurgling sound. Crafted of durable stoneware. Holds 42 oz.

Produces whimsical gurgling sound. Crafted of durable stoneware. Holds 42 oz.

"always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else."

Add a touch of whimsy to the table with a ChirpyTop wine pourer. Designed with simple, graceful lines this wine pourer produces a delightful "chirping" sound as it serves your favorite wine. Pour, listen, enjoy.

The BIA Cordon Bleu 9" corn dish is made of the highest quality durable porcelain and resists cracking or staining.

Island Bamboo Pakkawood tools are an eco-friendly, beautiful, and durable choice for kitchen and bar products.

Add a touch of whimsy to the table with a ChirpyTop wine pourer. Designed with simple, graceful lines this wine pourer produces a delightful "chirping" sound as it serves your favorite wine. Pour, listen, enjoy.

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